Hurtgenation
the act of one gentlemen performing a backwards manwich chili dog (p-n-s aimed toward the bellyb-tton, b-lls dangling over the obese man’s mouth). when he is ready to release his hot gooey b-tter he will aim toward the belly b-tton shooting a a fresh, hot mixture of p–p-spooj into it. then with his arthritic stricken fingers he will do his best to scoop out the mix of p–p-spooj and apply it to the tops of their favorite frozen treat. while the two men eat it is essential for one of them to complain about their schedule at work.
i would go to dairy queen with you but i just had a couple of hurtgenations the other day.
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