hurting bert
when one p-sses out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of mcdonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk -ss.
bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
1 more definition
sucking a woman’s br–sts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, terb gave katina a hurting bert
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