Hurting Hubbard Weave
when a hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.
the weave may be intentional or unintentional.
garry the hubbard from military rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. he rides lots – at least once a fortnight.
for this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the ‘hills’. after riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle m-ss or waistline.
two kilometres in, everything goes dark. he’s hurting. he’s weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
he’s doing the hurting hubbard weave.
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