hurtubise
1) a hurtubise is a destructive drunk that scares away people (girls in particular) with r-t-rded shenanigans.
2) someone who regularly embarr-sses his acquaintances, and gets disowned by friends for drunk shenanigans.
3) a perennial dumb-ss nitwit who keeps behaving in the aforementioned manner. even after years of being a dumb-ss, a hurtubise never learns from his/her own mistakes.
“f-ck, (person x) is baiting us out and scaring away all the chicks with his f-cked-up drunkeness. we better ditch that lousy pr-ck hurtubise before he makes us look bad too!”
a reference to a very large male reproductive organ.
check out the hurtubise on that guy.
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