hurvitz


a hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: a guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.
it was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a f-nny pack to the rave.
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