husband beater
form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.
girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
girl 2: omg! give me one!
wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate sl-tasticness
hey i just took a shower and now i’m in my husband beater.
a wife beater that is somehow extremely h-m-s-xual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.
that kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater
exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.
actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. f-cking hot!!..
i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..
a wife beater worn by a gay man.
guy one: i think adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like husband beater
a woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. this is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.
-middle of the night-
“ah! ah! ah! ow! stop!”
neighbour: “wtf is that noise?”
neighbour: “ohh i think louise is beating ernie up again. d-mn drunkards!”
~_~
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