husband’s bulge
old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob’s “polite” or naive way of explaining what a b-n-r, visible underneath clothing is. it implies that the speaker doesn’t believe s-x or s-xual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a b-n-r. but “b-n-r” or “erection” are too scandalous and obscene to say.
that guy in cl-ss was totally trying to hide his….husband’s bulge under his books.
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