husbland


the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a pms wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.
mary: hi jane, how was your husbland’s fishing trip?
jane: he didn’t go. he spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching tv bowling.

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