Hush Present
a gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won’t notice you still didn’t put a ring on it.
leah: wow! what a nice bracelet!
sally: yeah it’s another hush present…..
leah: oh seriously!? that’s why you don’t give the milk for free
sally: don’t i know it!
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