huuusband
huuuusband:
a man you routinely see in p-ssing, but have never formally met. a
huuusband is a good man, one that can meet a lady’s needs – but exists only in a fantasy relationship.
“i saw my huuusband in the checkout line at the store today. his
nametag says ‘ted’. i hope he brings home the ingredients for our
romantic dinner tonight”
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