hXc max


someone who is really, really cool to the point of being uncool. shops at hot topic. an hxc max is always attractive. has some form of piercing on their face, and their ears gauged. if someone calls you an hxc max, you should feel proud.
“dude i totally saw an hxc max last night. he was h-lla g.”
“man you’re a total hxc max. hit me up later on mysp-ce!”

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