hybernating tyson


when you put a hamster up your -ss and then sleep till 3 pm all week.
derek:why doesn’t he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats f-cked up who put the hamster in his -ss?
bubba:f-ck if i know he probably did it him self.

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