hyfauxchondriac


a person who frets about the possibilities of illnesses and medical conditions but won’t do anything about the possible conditions
she is such a hyfauxchondriac. she spends hours speculating over whether or not she has a headache or a tumor, but she won’t even go in for a check-up.

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