hymen-lord
when three large black men all insert their d-cks into the -ss of a terrydactyl, while the terrydactyl is eating out a little asian girls p-ssy and frosty the snowman is j-zzing all over everyone. meanwhile, jesus and moses are 69ing in the middle of a buisy street in montreal while the habs circle jerk on a hockey puck and force feed it to stephen harper.
your mom gives good hymen-lord
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