a hype crash is a let down. it’s when someone over promises and under delivers. when someone builds up the hype for something (i.e. a story, product, event, person, etc.) so much that when they finally tell you what it is, it’s a major let down.
movie announcer: in a world…
dude: oooo new movie what’s this?
ma: …where the forces of good and evil collide…
dude: been done before, but sounds promising!
ma: …and fantastical beings come to life like never seen before…
dude: tell me what it is!
ma: h-llo kitty: island adventure summer2017
dude: total hypecrash!
dude 1: so the craziest, most exciting thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of the world just happened yesterday!
dude 2: awesome! what is it?!
dude 1: i got a free slice of pizza!
dude 2: man, that’s a total hype crash! everyone has had free pizza before.
popular examples of a hype crash: batman vs. superman, 2016 golden state warriors, suicide squad, 2016 cleveland indians, google gl-ss, any michael bay film, bernie sanders for president and the samsung galaxy note 7.
a b-tch that give good head miracle is a hoe but she is a total zalyndrea!
- shiny object syndrome
to be driven toward shiny objects. usually related to projects, in the sense that you won’t finish one project before starting a new one. brent’s shiny object syndrome prevents him from finishing any project before starting something new.
- doing a vibe
not turning up to planned events such as a birthday. wheres james? is he doing a vibe?
- kayley hott
a girl that might look sweet and innocent but under her pale white skin she is a naughty💏👅naughty girl and she might act like a good person but she also loves marijuana❤🌱💨 kayley hott is a nice girl 😁.
- darius deforrest
the most awesome hockey player you have ever met and gets all the ladies. that person isn’t even close to darius deforrest