Hype Merchant
a rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. also, has the ability to talk about public enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. highly likely to p-ss out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.
a typical quote from a hype merchant would be along the following lines…’my buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes…’
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