Hyperactive Man Saga
a fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very… um… unique sense of humor.
a brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
the hyper heroes – fighting for the glory of good
hyperactive man: struck by special lightning.
h-llman: murdered and went to h-ll, but made a deal with satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
dr. pepper: exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
nose-lick boy: snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
captain obvious: spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
the terrorizers – dedicated to destroy
berserker man: performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his bas-m-nt.
polish sausage man: ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
polish sausage boy: the offspring of polish sausage man after he got his powers.
s-m-n man: had s-x with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
junk man: ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
person 1 – “we’re the creators of the hyperactive man saga.”
person 2 – “the hyperactive man saga? what the f-ck is that?”
person 1 – “allow me to explain…”
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