Hyperbeer


the result of a partially frozen beer;
upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid “ice” state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. in this moment of this euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer
dumb bro-“yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
wise bro- ” fear not bro, this sh-ts about to get real. break out the hyperbeer!”

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