hyperspasm


an explosive emotional reaction to bad or unwanted news.

losing one’s ability to react calmly.

losing one’s rational thinking process and going berzerk.

loss of all fundamental rationalization.

a situation that has lost all control.
geez mom, don’t go into a hyperspasm just because he’s black and jewish!

the teacher opened johnny’s box and a frog jumped up at her sending her into a royal hyperspasm.

when mark heard that his wife voted for obama he had a hyperspasm attack in the parking lot.

our current economy is suffering an unprecedented hyperspasm.

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