Hypervibracondria
the feeling that your phone is vibrating even if it is not.
word and definition credit does not go to the writer of this entry, it was made up by tim shaw (presenter of tim shaw’s asylum on kerrang 105.2)
person 1: hang on a sec, man, my phone is vibrating.
person 2: ‘kay dude
person 1: okay no it wasn’t, that was wierd, i could have sworn it was.
person 2: oh that’s called hypervibracondria, i get it too sometimes
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