hypnobooty
an -ss so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. often -ssociated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypn-b–bs.
yo rob man! it’s your turn at the weights!!
sorry i was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypn-booty!!
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