Hypocritster


one whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don’t do hipster things for hipster reasons.
person 1: “she’s such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store”

person 2: “no, she’s a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she’s poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there.”

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