hypomiling
attempting to get the worst possible gas mileage. the opposite of hypermiling. usually done to look like a rebel or to spite the system or environmentalist hippies.
dave: “what up dogg. let’s head over to mel’s tavern and throw back some jager bombs.”
pat: “no can do, broski. i’m all out of cash. had to fill up the hummer 4 times this week at $4.50 a gallon.”
dave: “whaaat? how can you go through that much gas? you don’t even drive that much.”
pat: “hypomiling, man, all the way. i loaded a half-ton of bricks into the trunk, added air shields for extra wind resistance, and of course a full-size fridge in the back that runs off gas. not to mention accelerating and braking as fast as possible and revving the engine at every stoplight. i’ve gotten this baby down to 2 miles a gallon!”
dave: “um…yeah, that’s great, but now you’re broke.”
pat: “it’s totally worth it! yesterday i put together a poster of my gas receipts and odometer readings, then showed it to a bunch of people at whole foods. you should have seen the looks on their faces. dirty hippies! i got them good! my carbon footprint is bigger than the grand canyon! hahaha!!! eat that, al gore! i am the greatest hypomiler alive!!! mwhahahahaha!!!”
dave: “dude, you’ve really lost it this time.”
the compulsive behavior of drivers wherein maximum acceleration is used to p-ss a bicycle even if the driver will immediately afterward need to stop for traffic or a left turn.
good thing that dude raced past me just before he had to stop. he sure loves hypomiling.
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