Hypothecy
a precisely defined prediction (which is not based on anything scientific) of the future. somewhere between a hypothesis (a scientific term/definition) and a prophecy (a story-telling device/plot/reason/rationale).
the whoracle of delphi: “hate to break it do you, but you will mate with you own mother, and personally shed the blood of your own father”
oedipus’ hypothecy: “i will sodomize my mother and i will bludgeon my father’s left temple with the jawbone of my personal jack-ss”
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