I ain’t gone done did a thing


without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.
cop- h-llo sir, may i ask a few question?
tweaked-out hillbilly- look man, i ain’t gone done did a thing dude.
cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with ph strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
tweaked-out hillbilly- science project for school.
cop- sir, you’re clearly not in school.
tweaked-out hillbilly- its for my son.
cop- ..but you’re the only one here…
tweaked-out hillbilly- he’s here spiritually
cop- g-ddammit i dont have time for this!

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