i am not an igloo


a phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.
friend: “heyyy man!”
you: “whats u-”
friend: “can i borrow 5 dollars?”
you: “uhh, i need it for subwa–”
friend: “do you know a good restaur-”
you: “i am not an igloo!”

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