if i were to give you an -n-logy, i would describe it like this: when a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. but underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it’s a whole different story. it’s legs are moving like it’s peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. that’s me right now. i am that duck.
i am that duck.
- foot fist
when the male in a s-xual relationship puts up toes in to the females v-g-n- instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other. me and mark were sh-gging like f-ck last night and he foot fisted me
- turkan brand
during s-x the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating. i gave my wife a turkan brand last night.
- zero side effects
when there are no undesirable outcomes if you partake of the holy communion instead of relying on the doctor’s prescribed medication for your healing. receiving healing through the communion has zero side effects, because god’s miracle is no match to man’s prescribed medicine.
- verbal tic
people with verbal tics have an involuntary speech pattern. desu! tics can include all kinds of sounds a person can make subaru: hey! do you want to go to the mall, desu? masahiro: why do you say desu after every sentence? subaru: sorry, i have a verbal tic, desu.
- phillipa soo
chinese american actress, known for hamilton, playing eliza. is sweeter than a cinnamon roll. is a cinnamon roll she is such a phillipa soo!