I call Retard
i call r-t-rd is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the “r-t-rd” or “special friend” at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. although this method will send you straight to h-ll, you will get laid everytime. there is a r-t-rd incentive though, anyone who calls being the “r-t-rd” for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
“d-mn i’m feelin like doin some oxy tonight… i call r-t-rd!”
“chick: it’s so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there….ahhh he’s drooling.”
Read Also:
- Cartivore
a fan of the web video show vendrtv. one who subsists primarily on a diet of street food. when susan had her sixth helping of street food in a week she realized she was a full fledged cartivore.
- carve up some butt steak
when a man performs -n-l s-x on a woman. “i’m gonna carve up some b-tt steak tonight.”
- idhac
i dont have a clue boy: do you know what they just said? girl: idhac
- myspace loner
a person who doesn’t have any real friends in school but has loads of friends on mysp-ce and most of them are people that are added randomly using the browse feature, celebrities, and wh-r-s. jim: staci is such as loner… she doesn’t have any friends in school. kyle: check out her mysp-ce… i heard she […]
- Nullify
to make oneself to look like the biggest jack-ss in the universe, for example, when someone makes a great effort to shut someone down by making themselves seem very smart. for example, nullify means, to nullify your coolness. dude, way to nullify. pull your pants from your face.