I can’t be ringed
i can’t be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of scottish people. it originated from kilsyth, a small town north north west of glasgow. the term was spontaneously created by a kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! ‘i can’t be ringed’ is an alternative saying for, i cant be bothered, or i cant be -rs-d. the word was invented by the creator because of its more “lazy” sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. which is used to refer to ones sphincter
marcus: come on lets go into town today!
me: …. i can’t be ringed.
marcus: come on ya lazy sh-t.
me: do i have to repeat myself…?
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