i cant swim
a verb most commonly said by people of the black community
guy #1 – hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 – oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this p-ssy–ss-n-gg–water. i cant swim.
when in water, this person is drowning, save them. when out of water, this person is calling you’re bullsh-t, because you’re lying.
1st guy- “i love my job and helping others in this hospital”
2nd guy- “me too, i’m such a tool”
3rd guy- “i cant swim”
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