I could write a book about what I’ve been through.
the state of being so helplessly f-cked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your cr-ppy life. the book will not concern matters the general populace, or even dr. phil, will give two sh-ts about. the only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you’re lucky, to some pervert you don’t even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
joe: “hey. i’m really sorry that you lost custody of your kid.”
sally: “i know! the judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that i would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. i could write a book about what i’ve been through.”
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