I crave that mineral


the supposed “last meme of 2014” this picture of a alpine ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, tumblr.
baby: -begins to stand up-
mom: aw! baby’s first steps!
baby: -begins scaling up house wall-
mom: -in horror- what are you doing
baby: i crave that mineral

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