i don’t fuck around


usually used in situations where f-cking around is not permitted. hardcore “non-f-ckers” will often let people know of their “f-cking” status by constantly letting them know by saying “yo, i’m not f-cking around here.” they might even apply it to specific examples such as, “i was most definitely not f-cking around on that test.” people who do f-ck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of f-cking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. a few examples of the justification of f-cking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it’s raining on boston on the day the f-cking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught f-cking around and further ridiculed for doing so.
yo bazin, how’d you do in that game yesterday?

i scored like four goals. i don’t f-ck around man.

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