I don’t shit a fuck
from cyanide and happiness, this rendition of ‘i don’t give a f-ck’ is made more epic sh-t. used when you want to really show someone you don’t even give a flying f-ck what they think.
a: i got a new phone
b: shut up
a: it’s twice as-
b: i don’t sh-t a f-ck!
a: but the processor
b: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
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