i don’t want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you


from the movie sp-ce jam. often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circ-mstances such as facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(on a guy’s facebook page) “i don’t want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you…(insert sk-nk’s name here)”.

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