I dropped my napkin!
excuse for ripping a loud fart that can’t be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.
thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. we all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was “i dropped my napkin”
you’re in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. everyone looks at you. you say, “sorry, i dropped my napkin!”
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