I gave my word to stop at third


1. slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
man 1: your tee shirt says “i gave my word to stop at third.”

man 2: pretty funny, huh?

man 1: please kill me.

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