I Hate Puppies


a mild expletive of sorts for those who are incapable of swearing for whatever reason (in church, at a job interview, etc.). it is best used when muttered slowly while shaking the head.
person 1: “hey buddy, what time is the j-train supposed to come?”

person 2: “you just missed it. it came about a minute ago.”

person 1: “…i hate puppies.”
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person 1: “my car just broke down. we’re going to be late to your wedding.”

person 2: “oh, how i hate puppies.”

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