i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants


a term used to define the divine itching of the groin
“hey, guess what?”
“what”
“i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants”
“you’re pretty sick there, chubs”
“hey girl”
“hey”
“i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants”
-smack-
“but i do….”
“hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants”
“o”

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