i have nice legs
something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an -ss. (similar to how one uses “no h-m-” or “no offense”)
can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see ‘you have nice legs’)
“my science project went so well! i think mine was the best in the cl-ss…and i have nice legs”
“i have nice legs but d-mn i look hot with this new hairdo”
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