I have read and agree to the terms of use


pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. people usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. people are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. useless waste of paper or pixels.
people who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. i guarantee that none of them have ever checked the “i have read and agree to the terms of use” box after actually reading the terms of use.

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