I have this friend
an “i have this friend” story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that’s really about them, but they’re too embarr-ssed to say so. they’re similar to “i know this guy” stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or s-xy, but essentially untrue, and tries to p-ss it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. “i have this friend” stories are about seeking advice about an embarr-ssing problem however, not about entertainment.
janet: “i need your opinion about something.”
mary: “what’s up?”
janet: “well, i have this friend… she’s thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. she’s not sure what she should do about it.”
mary: “oh my g-d, janet! chris called you last week!?”
janet: “it’s not about me! it’s a friend of mine!”
mary: “sure it is. just make sure tom doesn’t find out.”
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