I have to pee like a bandit!


when one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. just as a bandit, i -ssume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
ohh eemm geee! i have to pee like a bandit!

okay, not gonna lie, i have to pee like a bandit.

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