I have to work tonight
a phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. it can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something sh-tty, or, it’s most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
gary: hey man, let’s go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
steve: i have to work tonight.
gary: wow, you must be depressed.
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