I Just Did.
a brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. i have no idea why this is true, but it is!
man1: “where did all these people come from?”
man2: “i just did.”
man1: “oh cr-p, i forgot my homework at school.”
man2: “i just did.”
man1: “should i ask her out to the prom tomorrow?”
man2: “i……just….did.”
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