I just like the song
the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they’re song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.
josh: i saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can’t even say it to my face.
sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song….
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