I Know A Guy
1. a phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.
2. a phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
1. jimmy: dude, where did you get that gallon of pcp?
john: i know a guy.
2. jenny: oh my god, i’m pregnant! what the f-ck am i gonna do?!?!
jillian: chill out, i know a guy.
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