I Know Jose
-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private spanish gathering.
-“i know jose” is used because it is very effective & believable since d-mn near every spanish family has somebody named jose in their familia.
-used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-if continuing questions are asked as to how do you know jose, describe how you met him at a
1- bodega (if in ny)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in fl),
3- in jail (if in cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
john dope – hey nice party huh?
old lady – excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
john dope – its cool. i know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. dont worry im not one of them, cuz i know jose
old lady – really? ive heard that one before
john dope – no really, i know jose. he sold me that good sticky icky weed. it gave me the munchies for days.
old lady – thats my jose, i cant front. he has some good weed.
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