I Know This Guy
an “i know this guy” story is a bullsh-t story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or s-xy, but essentially untrue, and tries to p-ss it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. it’s similar to the “i have this friend” story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that’s really about them but they’re too embarr-ssed to say so. “i know this guy” stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
jerry: “i know this guy… he caught his sister having s-x with their cousin and two friends in their uncle’s bed.”
joe: “sure, jerry. you -know- this guy. riiight.”
jerry: “i swear! it’s true!”
joe: “bullsh-t. what was the guy’s name then?”
jerry: “well i don’t -know- him, but i heard about it.”
joe: “sure you did. sick pervert.”
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