I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?


blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.
playground bully: ha ha! ernie’s cr-p!
ernie: i know you are, you said you are, so what am i?
playground bully: i just said that you were cr-p, though!
ernie: i know you are, you said you are, so what am i?

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